tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post2387935648222933227..comments2023-04-10T11:01:31.789+01:00Comments on Generation-Next: CRYING OUT LOUD: I need some form of employment.Woomie O!http://www.blogger.com/profile/06384459071706007890noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-2546491178540860002008-10-11T11:38:00.000+01:002008-10-11T11:38:00.000+01:00Your Excellency,As your Chief Protocol Officer, ma...Your Excellency,<BR/>As your Chief Protocol Officer, may I bring it to your notice that your recent public pronouncements have done nothing but tarnish your highly buffed and shined image as continuously polished by my humble Ministry.<BR/>First of all, you have created an artificial scarcity in the Fashion department because the most sought-after attire by males in this country is now a stupid T-shirt with the inscription “All Girls Come From The Dumb Factory”.<BR/>Secondly, by your usage of bad Grammar, you have made all English books disappear from bookshelves only to be replaced by “Comprehensive Ninglish for Senior Secondary Schools” written by Laide.<BR/>Thirdly, two clowns by the names CEE and XsN are ACTUALLY casting you as a fat bitch in their next editions of “Who Wants To Be A Pauper” and “Night Of A Thousand Tears” TV shows.<BR/>And lastly, Your Majesty, if you say you are unemployed and looking for a job, then: HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME OUR EFF-ing PRESIDENT?<BR/>I still remain,<BR/><BR/>Your ex-Protocol Officer (after you read this)Sisem E. Naidemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01171603996320057211noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-75998686217376454042008-10-10T08:59:00.000+01:002008-10-10T08:59:00.000+01:00Go to a good company that has good prospects and v...Go to a good company that has good prospects and volunteer to work for them for FREE.<BR/><BR/>We still don't know how to volunteer in this country that's our biggest problem. We always want something for nothing. <BR/><BR/>Of course the company must have a staff bus, lunch and of course a stipend plus good learning opportunities. <BR/><BR/>I am sure you will get one or two. Try Mobil, MTN, Oando even NNPC.N.I.M.M.Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04495100036040996719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-26586844784986351412008-10-09T10:52:00.000+01:002008-10-09T10:52:00.000+01:00Try volunteering for NGOs that you share their vis...Try volunteering for NGOs that you share their vision. See if u can apply for intership.<BR/><BR/>Can you handle research? You might try and create being a field agent for some research company or some individual needing one for thier projects. ( I did this and I am still doing it)<BR/><BR/>Can you bake cakes and other pastry and supply eateries or make it for b'day, anniversary and let pple other from you?<BR/><BR/>Look within you for an unbeatable skill you have got and you will be on top of your game. All the best dearieThe Activisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10208721217617791119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-10587135104394429342008-10-08T11:34:00.000+01:002008-10-08T11:34:00.000+01:00i just noticed my not so good english (ibon) in my...i just noticed my not so good english (ibon) in my first comment so i have deleted and I am repasting!!! I am still first- lol<BR/>****************************<BR/><BR/>Hmm...pele o..<BR/><BR/>u might consider volunteering for a small company...<BR/><BR/>sorry i aint helping much. wish i had a job to offer u<BR/><BR/>all the best!!!alotedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17293074684237435820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-59275645175179234912008-10-08T08:42:00.000+01:002008-10-08T08:42:00.000+01:00Shout out to PoeticallyInclined!!!the only one tha...Shout out to PoeticallyInclined!!!the only one that's really really helped...sorry I can't put up ur comment...i'm afraid of Charizard, like a vulture, he might just snatch the nice opportunity before i get a chance.<BR/><BR/>@ Aloted: thanks sis, I understand.<BR/><BR/>@Tolu: sori, u're second. Ninglish? I like that...it's how 'not' to speak English...I'm an expert. Thank God I know when to make the switches.<BR/><BR/>@ Chari: swit, i've been trying to figure out what i like to do besides reading...and i'm still trying. Do you know if anyone will pay me to READ something for them??? like editors and stuff?Woomie O!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06384459071706007890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-71742425147403352452008-10-08T00:04:00.000+01:002008-10-08T00:04:00.000+01:00I think in Nigeria...the very bare truth is you ha...I think in Nigeria...the very bare truth is you have to make a niche for yourself...in the past like 3/4 months I have griped like you are doing now and I just came to the conclusion that no one will employ without a degree and that is just the plain truth...so, my advice...find what you love to do and DO IT...financial mula will come on the side....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-77658251180381418112008-10-06T12:21:00.000+01:002008-10-06T12:21:00.000+01:00You're just too much girl!Whether its humor o, abi...You're just too much girl!<BR/>Whether its humor o, abi qualifications...<BR/><BR/>Btw, u mean u don't speak Pidgin, and Ninglish (which btw is neither bad nor good english, jus' simply wholly-nigerian english ('stood' for 'stool', 'ax' for 'ask' etc)<BR/><BR/>And of course, I'm FIRST - not like i wanna boast about it though - or am I not?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-13668129787652851832008-10-06T09:14:00.000+01:002008-10-06T09:14:00.000+01:00Hey girl, no need to get frustrated, if your G.P.A...Hey girl, no need to get frustrated, if your G.P.A is above the 2.1 mark (whatever scale your school uses) go to KPMG in Gerrard Road Ikoyi, it's a consulting firm, mostly audit, advisory and tax. You can inquire about their internship programme and what you need to do to get in. Ask for Ngozi Adebiyi she's Head of HR there. If you fulfill all the requirements they'll snap you up. Size and Height don't matter, what matters is the brains I know you've got girl. <BR/>Option 2, start a small scale business that isn't capital intensive. <BR/><BR/>All the best.poeticallytintedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14150217775612386057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8158934248070896437.post-79448411708356002102008-10-05T14:35:00.000+01:002008-10-05T14:35:00.000+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.alotedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17293074684237435820noreply@blogger.com